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Double Standards Between Men and Women

Posted by 104Inc.com on November 14, 2008

There are a ton of double standards between men and women. Since I am a man I of course will take the man’s point of view on this issue. I especially notice this double standard between married couples. Since I am a married person I believe I have the authority to speak on the subject. I am going to make every attempt to keep this conversation PG but there are also some R rated subjects that come to mind in this area.

To better understand my points of view I must illustrate the scenario first. Couple is married for 10 years and has a 3 year old child; wife is a stay at home mom; family is experiencing serious financial crisis and is on the verge of losing everything including home because of the trying economic times we are in.

Double Standard #1 – Wife calls everyday while you are working to ask when you are coming home but when she has something to do it is not a priority. When you are in a financial crisis you cannot just drop everything and run home because the wife is bored and wants to dump the kid of to the husband.

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Broke into laughter: Jokes about the financial crisis (and share yours)

Posted by 104Inc.com on October 14, 2008

If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would now be worth $49. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left. if you had bought $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock you’d have $49 left. With United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank it and then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214. The best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. it is called the 401-Keg Plan.

* How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

 

* “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

* What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.

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