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Funny Joke: To Be 6 Again

Posted by 104Inc.com on March 4, 2009

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.  Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again,’ she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M& M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, well Dear, what was it like being six again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.

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MOUNTAINS ARE CLIMBED ONE STEP AT A TIME

Posted by 104Inc.com on February 27, 2009

“That's My Goal” cover
Image via WikipediTo attain success or to reach your goal,

Everyone who got where they are had to begin where they were.
Your opportunity for success is right in front of you.

To attain success or to reach your goal,
don’t worry about having all the answers in advance.
You just need to have a clear idea of your goal and move toward it.

Don’t procrastinate when faced with a difficult problem.
Break your problems into parts and handle one part at a time.

Develop a tendency toward action.
You can make something happen today.
Break your big plan for success into small steps and take the first step right away.

Success starts with a first step.

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OVERCOME YOUR FEARS WITH ACTION

Posted by 104Inc.com on November 18, 2008

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Do the thing you fear and fear disappears.
Confront your fears, list them, get to know them
and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead.

Your obstacles will melt away, if instead of cowering before them,
you make up your mind to walk boldly through them.

One of the greatest surprises you’ll experience,
is when you discover that you can do what you were afraid you couldn’t do.

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself.
When you face the things that scare you, you open the door to freedom.

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