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Broke into laughter: Jokes about the financial crisis (and share yours)

Posted by 104Inc.com on October 14, 2008

If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would now be worth $49. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left. if you had bought $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock you’d have $49 left. With United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank it and then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214. The best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. it is called the 401-Keg Plan.

* How do you define optimism? A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.

 

* “It’s worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”

* What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.

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