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Joke: Grandma’s 100th Birthday!

Posted by 104Inc.com on January 15, 2009

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. 

Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. 

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. 

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. 

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. 

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, ‘Hi, Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?’ 

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to her nephew…… . 


‘Bastards won’t let me fart.’ 

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Double Standards Between Men and Women

Posted by 104Inc.com on November 14, 2008

There are a ton of double standards between men and women. Since I am a man I of course will take the man’s point of view on this issue. I especially notice this double standard between married couples. Since I am a married person I believe I have the authority to speak on the subject. I am going to make every attempt to keep this conversation PG but there are also some R rated subjects that come to mind in this area.

To better understand my points of view I must illustrate the scenario first. Couple is married for 10 years and has a 3 year old child; wife is a stay at home mom; family is experiencing serious financial crisis and is on the verge of losing everything including home because of the trying economic times we are in.

Double Standard #1 – Wife calls everyday while you are working to ask when you are coming home but when she has something to do it is not a priority. When you are in a financial crisis you cannot just drop everything and run home because the wife is bored and wants to dump the kid of to the husband.

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Whether Democrat or Republican, you should get a kick out of this!

Posted by 104Inc.com on November 3, 2008

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’
Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family , so call me The
President
.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the
Government
.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People
.

The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class
.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’
S o the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep.  
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’ The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’

The little boy replies,
‘The
President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

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