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Barack Your Vote

Posted by 104Inc.com on October 17, 2008

Barack Obama and Joe Biden in Dublin OH

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Ding. Ding. Ding. Well, folks. Round III is complete, and both Obama and McCain are sitting in their corners, awaiting the results of this bout. If this was a boxing match, I’d have to relate Obama to Muhammad Ali and McCain to that of Mike Tyson (the Mike Tyson towards the end of his career, that is).

Check it out. Like Ali, Obama was calm, cool, and collected. While McCain simply tried to throw haymakers and low blows (no, he didn’t try to bite his ear), Obama took everything in stride, and just floated ‘like a butterfly’, landing consistent jab after jab after jab, only to relinquish monstrous counter punches when McCain tried miserably to accuse Barack of having terrorist affiliations, etc.

Barack was pummeling McCain with…now brace yourselves….FACTS. Hmmm, that’s an interesting tactic, Mr. Obama. You mean you’re not just gonna sit there like a corpse and regurgitate nonsensical, conjured up lies about what your opponent is not doing, but rather tell us what your plan is? A novel concept, Barack. I dig it. I think the American people will be stunned by the honesty and willingness to be a man and tell it like it is instead of resorting to underhanded dirty trickery and mendacious accusations, but that’s just outlook. Maybe America isn’t ready for a truthful president, after all, we’ve been lied to by Bush for 8 years now.

Now, I hope that you have noted my sarcasm throughout this, but for those of you who didn’t get that, I’m willing to bet my collection of Celtics memorabilia that you’re voting for McCan’t and Mrs. Maverick. Am I the only one that saw McCan’t sitting in that chair as if his bottom half was in a casket. The potential (if elected) Mr. ‘One-heartbeat-away-from-Palin-as-President’ Republican sat there, trying his best to speak like a human as a opposed to a programmed robot. Instead, would scoff and breathe so ridiculously into the microphone, I had to check outdoors to see if it was just the wind. In a nutshell, Obama flattered, while MCan’t flustered.

OK – let’s talk health care. This is probably the only question McCan’t answered. His ‘plan’ is to give everyone a voucher for $5k so they can get whatever health care they need. That sounds reasonable, but considering most health care plans are more than that, that $5k would maybe only cover someone of relatively young age who is currently in good health. On the flip-side, my main man Barack (yeah, we’re on a first name basis now) is proposing a health care plan that would let you keep what you have now, but that you would..get this…PAY LESS; and in the event that you don’t have coverage, you’d get coverage by the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. Wow, what a concept. The government helping its people. The choice is clear, people – Obama. Obama. Obama.

The best part of the debate, however, was when the topic turned to the quality choices of their respective running mates. Obama spoke beautifully, eloquently, and articulately about Joe Biden, citing his stellar resume, his plans, etc. The shear beauty was that Barack never even mentioned Mrs. Maverick’s name – probably because comparing Biden and Mrs. Maverick is like comparing Michael Jordan to the captain of an adult men’s basketball league. No contest. If you saw this, you had to revel in its comedic genius, considering the fact that while McCan’t was praising Mrs. Maverick, he couldn’t help continually blink his eyes and make other facial twitches – classic cases of insincerity.

Now, I love a good saga, but enough is enough. Let’s finish this off, shall we? According to polls, Obama is ahead, but he still NEEDS YOUR HELP. So, make sure you’re registered, and get out there and VOTE OBAMA. You’ll be glad you did.

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One Response to “Barack Your Vote”

  1. first dude said

    Just Say Nobama, Vote Hot Mama and Pull For Palin:

    I’m Pullin’ For Palin – The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF
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